Almost Positive

This week the guys dive deep into conspiracy land one-mo-gin. They are joined by Friendly Neighborhood Bruja Emma, who is making her return and as if that wasn't enough, they are also joined by conspiracy correspondent Leo. who is also making a victorious return! They discuss Sir Rollington's recent vacation and spend all their nickles on the jukebox in an effort to expose some of the creepy stuff that seems to be rampant in the music industry. They also get into Pedo-Gate, Q-Anon, Shane Dawson before they play a round of India or Mexico. In the news, we learn about furniture companies that sell children, the Michigan house that was burned down before the community could get to the bottom of the child trafficking ring based in that location and then they update us on Ghislaine Maxwell and the whole Epstein situation. Then, right as it seems like it's all over (because they forgot) we get a rundown of who Jimmy Savile is as well as the reason why children are being bought and sold in a worldwide chain of human trafficking; ADRENOCHROME!

This week the guys have a full house. At the top of the show, the gentlemen discuss Sir Rollington's toxic masculinity, Van Rollington's new blonde hair, and his recent professional fulfillment. The guys are joined by conspiracy connoisseur Klaus Neuhaus and watcher of elite bloodline watcher Etti. They tackle Aryan bloodlines, subliminal video-game priming, and an explosive conspiracy that aims to explain what happened on May 25, 2020 with George Floyd. Toward the tail end of the conversation, they are joined by show-regular Carlos to play a round of India or Mexico. Carlos then unleashes a hail of fire and brimstone on the guys with regard to the issues that have set his soul ablaze; first his outrage at Kanye's presidential bid, then a local Chicago story about a white man who dared to sell ice cream out of a cart, then a story about the slippery slope that is booty tapping. After the fury of Carlos, the guys get into the new where we learn about Isaiah Jackson, the recent closure of a Houston Chinese Consulate (aka a spy ring), and a romantic story about a lady who sets her ex's car on fire. 

This week the guys are joined by Youtube mash-up legend Bill McClintock and audience favorite JC. They talk Will and Jada drama, Snoop Dogg drama, and the fundamentals of a good mash-up. They also revisit centrist hell and play a round of India or Mexico, after which they get into the news. In the news, we find out that genocide and conquest are OK, but liking Trump is where the line is drawn for Luis Gutierez. We also learn that Nick Cannon was not immune to a certain brand of cancel culture, despite being melanated, and that Pornhub is soon going to get defunded.

This week the guys really felt the true meaning of the number 13. We learn that the night before they recorded what might have been Almost Positive's greatest efforts, only for it to be deleted in one of Van's stoner stupors. Jairo aka Jamal aka Jerome aka Our Friend David aka Hydro joins us in-studio along with special show-friend Carlos Townsend. They talk about Kanye's 2020 presidential run, and Sir demands that Van stop playing games with the audience's emotions and take his DNA test already.

 

The gentlemen also do a hillbilly flavored Destination Unknown, they get a voicemail from show-favorite Royce, who shares some food for thought. We take another trip down the PR nightmare that is India or Mexico and then jump into the news.  in the news they explore the Goya boycotts, the Terry Cruz vs Don Lemon fiasco, as well as how much Don Lemon has grown since the days when he believed in self accountability. Towards the tail end of the show the guys talk about the latest self inflicted hate crime as they try their best to find something positive to close on for the day. 

In this episode Almost Positive celebrates America! The gentlemen are joined in-studio by show-regular Carlos. Sir shares some stories about growing up wanting to come to America and Van talks about his recent deep dive into the Terminator movies. After a well deserved tribute to the U.S.A. Angie, Sir's girlfriend calls to educate the guys on how non profits work, and what is actually behind recent political movements. Before the news Van share an India or Mexico (a tribute to Germany or Florida) story to see if anyone can guess where the story is from. In the news we hear about Fortnite's important contributions to social justice, we get some updates on Jeffrey Epstein (who didn't kill himself) and his right hand lady Ghislaine Maxwell who was recently arrested. The guys discuss the new movement "Abolish Amazon" and discuss recent wrestling event, basically, there's lots of perverts wrestling. 

This week we're all victims at Almost Positive and it feels so good! The guys have a jam-packed episode filled with all sorts of light brown bodies in-studio. The show kicks off with best-friend of the show Jairo aka Jamal, aka Jerome, aka our friend David who brings us an unforgettable Destination Unknown. We also get a heaping dose of Gabby our expert in-house sociologist. And as if that wasn't enough flavor our friendly neighborhood witch, Emma joins us to hunt down pedophiles and shape-shifters.

At the top of the show there's an exploration of Black Lives Matter, defund the police, and the school to prison pipeline (Sir likes to call it the home to prison pipeline, but that's gonna take while to catch on). We learn natural skin care remedies, it comes to light that Reverse Flash might be a pedo, and we get an update about Lovely Peaches and her sexual goals, which naturally leads to a conversation about Flat Earth. The guys then make an important statement and begin to take actions to right their wrongs with Apology 2.0. The gentlemen and ladies get into the news, where we find out Kellogg's is racist, Ron Jeremy might, probably definitely be a sex offender and Chaz is over. As if that wasn't enough, apparently there was short-lived 30 year, state sponsored German child abuse study where old men and boys were the science. At some point the show devolves into a shouting battle of the sexes, reptile shape shifter talk, and it comes out that we're all victims just waiting for the chance to one day be Officer Chauvin.

For this episode the guys have long time friend and manliest man they know, the legendary Drano. A special edition episode that explores what it was like for him growing up in the far west side of Chicago, in a Hispanic neighborhood, where his white privilege wasn't accepted currency. He tells us what it was like being in fist fights every day on his way to and from school. We learn how he turned his life around from being a self professed (and third party confirmed) scumbag to an exemplary American. He tells us how he came to find his destiny as someone who has dedicated their life to helping his community as a paramedic. Drano also shares what it was like going through the COVID-19 crisis and the riots following the murder of George Floyd. 

This week the guys get toasted, just in time for 4/20. At the top of the show they talk about wrestler New Jack, the recent shooting of Rashad Brooks and how social workers will soon save the world! Then the gentlemen are joined by 2 very special individuals; Melinda Meme, long time (online) friend of Van and Sir but most importantly a cannabis expert and fellow shit poster! In addition the man, the legend, Royce joins the conversation. We get the scoop on the latest acts of Corporate solidarity, we learn about Nancy Green, a woman whose legacy deserves to be remembered and we find out that ICP was anti-racist way before it was cool to be "anti-racist". The guys also talk about the escalating conflicts between both India and China as well as North and South Korea. And for this week's positive note we learn that Van Rollington is invited to the barbecue. 

This week the guys see the light. At the top of the show the guys wonder if the Democrats are just continuing Charles Manson's Helter Skelter plans. Sir Rollington shares his recent experience at a local "protest" that involved finger foods, Jesse Jackson and VIP passes. Then Van shares a story of an interview he was part of where his experiential data was not valid. The first guest this week is James Saenz, host of From The Dust Podcast a show where people who've had life changing experiences share their stories and testimonials. James share his experience through going covid and his take on the chaos that was sparked in the aftermath of the George Floyd murder. Before making his exit James shares some scripture to inspire unity. Following James the gentlemen are joined by Fire Chief Stan who shares his experiences of having been in the military as well as the state police and then becoming a fire chief in charge of 5 fire stations. He tells us how he over came his circumstances growing up in one of Chicago's most violent neighborhoods. The chief also gives us some insight into how the fire department handled the riots and chaos. After the chief our gracious hosts share a clip from Dial-Up Daisy, who just wants to seek justice with and for People Of Color. As the show winds down the news comes in hot with more displays of solidarity from our friendly Neighborhood corporations. They also get into the Seattle's Capital Hill Autonomous Zone, Cancel Culture, Mexican White Supremacists, and what happens when white privilege is the wrong card to play. In closing the guys shed some light on the Player's Coalition, a group of Justice Seekers actually making a change in their search for justice. We also learn that Almost Positive now has a Hotline: 312-715-7587‬, a safe space for people with some shit to say, complaints, questions, or anyone that wants to share their truth with the universe.

In this special edition of Almost Positive Coast 2 Coast Edition they guys talk fellow meme war veteran Leo. They discuss the Existence of Kek, the malevolent Moloch as well as the true omnipotent nature of order and chaos. In addition they reveal highly compromising information about Jeffrey Epstein and a global cabal of pedophile perverts. The gentlemen also discus mental health, Nickelodeon, the Joker, Clown world and pizzagate. Take an unadulterated look into a place in the culture, in the internet that few have seen.